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Art Appreciation for Adults

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Sauntering into Tim’s room, 14-year-old Ron saw the words “- An art form” on the partially hidden TV-screen. Soon, he was throwing up the sandwich that he had gobbled earlier.
Years and 2000 films later, looking at his hirsute pot-belly, the blond writhing under him with the camera whirring, he realized that pornography WAS art!

Written as part of the 55-word story tag from Dhammo. Megha “considered it sweet revenge” when she passed it on to Dhammo. But I am not someone prone to vengeance and so I am leaving it up to anyone who wants to attempt it. But I do hope that people like Dumbs, Shwe and Hathirpithi will try. Mebbe the likes of Vindy and Praveen might even do a humorous tale. But I am tagging no one!

This entry was posted on Friday, September 23rd, 2005 at 10:55 am and is filed under 55-words.

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13 Responses to “Art Appreciation for Adults”

  1. Dharmendra http://www.blogger.com/profile/3946918

    September 23rd, 2005 at 12:35 pm

    you just wanted to shut us up, didn’t you?!
    sounds like irvine welsh meets trichy bus stand magazine, if you know what i mean ;) !

  2. Manoj http://minorscale.net/

    September 23rd, 2005 at 6:06 pm

    But of course, what’s a 55w tag mela without a tribute to RonJ? And to think that most of the tagged stuck to the profound, and the remaining few to crap like movie gossip!! :)

  3. aNTi http://www.blogger.com/profile/1193476

    September 23rd, 2005 at 8:33 pm

    Dhammo: I think I get what you mean.. lol… nice one.. Irving Welsh and Trichy bus stand magazine! I still remember that one in the corner close to the gate. That guy always thought he was doing me a favor when I went to him and asked him for the latest copy of the Outlook or the Sportstar!

    Manoj: lol… it was not so much of a tribute! I am positively revulsed that he could be what he is! Who gets off at the sight of RonJ? The ladies? Eeeewww! Did you know he has a wiki page for him? :p

  4. Manoj http://minorscale.net/

    September 24th, 2005 at 9:43 am

    Just a Wiki page? Heck, I even saw a documentary on him recently (hey, don’t judge - bored mid-week, late-night, channel surfing ends on premium channel). If I remember right, one of his explanations for success was that regular guys watching porn could relate to him. Apparently the sight of a hairy fat bastard nailing beautiful women enhanced the experience for them. Plus, you have to remember - It’s not the size of the gut, but what lies underneath that matters. In porn atleast. :)

  5. aNTi http://www.blogger.com/profile/1193476

    September 24th, 2005 at 10:30 am

    Manoj: LOL… The everyman Frank Barone described himself a few days ago in a Raymond re-run! What does he mean by the regular guy relating to him? I sure don’t wanna see even his face on screen! Would spoil my appetite for the next month!

  6. dev2r http://www.blogger.com/profile/2866165

    September 24th, 2005 at 12:19 pm

    Why would you be looking at RJ’s(or aynbody’s) face in a porn movie? You think pornstars get roles for their chiseled faces? :b

  7. Ravages http://www.blogger.com/profile/3466128

    September 25th, 2005 at 7:13 am

    HOW DO I GET ON THIS BUS? SOMEBODY TELL ME, TAG ME. WHATEVER.
    SORRY FOR THE CAPS, THE KEY’S STUCK AND I HATE TO HOLD THE SHIFT FOR AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH

  8. aNTi http://www.blogger.com/profile/1193476

    September 25th, 2005 at 9:05 am

    CC: I am leaving it up to anyone who wants to attempt it - Does that give you an idea? lol…

  9. Harish http://www.blogger.com/profile/3158216

    September 25th, 2005 at 11:05 am

    hehehe!! good one!!

  10. gvenum http://www.blogger.com/profile/2904670

    September 25th, 2005 at 10:31 pm

    dude! Indian cricket fiasco per apki vishesh tippani? I meant as a post. I want to see how everyone perspective. What say?

  11. aNTi http://www.blogger.com/profile/1193476

    September 25th, 2005 at 11:24 pm

    gvenum: All comments reserved till committee meets! Too much talking going on, that whatever i wanted to say has been said…

  12. thennavan http://www.blogger.com/profile/6286831

    September 26th, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    Anti, by now you would have seen my post to know why I could not respond to your message :-)

  13. aNTi http://www.blogger.com/profile/1193476

    September 26th, 2005 at 8:03 pm

    Thennavan: Ya, I figured that out. Am reading your post right now :)