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***Stop Press - Contraband Recovered***

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News reports indicate that a large consignment of contraband condiments has made its way across the world from the southern part of India to the Eastern seaboard of the continental United States.


paruppu podi paruppu podi


The contraband is rumored to have come in via secret European routes known to millions of Asians who travel each year to the continental United States. It is said to have arrived sometime last week and was discovered over the weekend when the bags in question were opened, two days after arrival.


thenga podi thenga podi


The street value of this stash is rumored to be in the millions, but it is unlikely that it will ever re-appear in the open again. Rumor has it, that the buyer who actually procured the stash from India is going to stow it away for the rainy day.

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26 Responses to “***Stop Press - Contraband Recovered***”

  1. dev2r http://dev2r.com/blog

    The TSA didn’t catch this? If there’s any ‘liquid explosive’ incident the morning after, these are prime suspects!

  2. Krithiga http://thepreciouss.blogspot.com

    Uh oh, I think your blog will be banned next - these are after all very dangerous items!

  3. Ravages http://www.selectiveamnesia.org/

    LOL!

  4. d.n.a.

    Adang gokka makka! Maams, thoor dhaal also? Nee nadathu.

  5. capriciously_me

    paruppu podi enga ootaanda parcel plz!

  6. WA

    aiyo paavam neenga ellam. Enga oorla idhellam easy-aa kedakudhu and for reasonable price too. Ungala ellam paatha rombha paavamaa irukku. Sambhar ellam inimel adikku orukka ammavasaikku orukka dhaan pola :D

  7. WA

    DNA - thoor dhaal enge irukku?

  8. capriciously_me

    uma, edho indha dhayavula sila per scene vidaradha koracha nalladhu dhaan…

  9. sumeet

    Out of Context: Arent you gonna post anything on the recent Darell hair controversy? I am waiting for it eagerly!!!!

  10. curses http://magixncurses.blogspot.com/

    aagaa, Sumeet-ae kaetutaaru naan keka vandhadha..

    Darrel Hair-a avan paera vechae thitti edhavadhu ezhutheerupenga paartha, paruppu podi a pathi ezhutheerukenga! :(

  11. visithra http://visithra.blogspot.com/

    ahhha anti this is bad - tsh tsh - ipdhilam pahnalamo -

  12. sumeet

    Curses: Dude i have no idea what you said hope you didnt curese me out :)

  13. qs.gemini http://no-creativity.blogspot.com

    Significant food references on this blog. I wonder…!

  14. superstarksa http://superstarksa.com

    q.s: It’s tough being a closet foodie. So we came out!

    Sumeet: No, don’t worry. He’s a bachcha. He does not know any curses ;)

    Visit: Bad? Why? Naan nallavan!

    Curses: Hmmm. Indha time difference romba prachanai pannudhu. What I needed to say, has been said, already!

    Aaatha: Poraamai! All poraamai!

    WA: Ambika appalam paruppu podi and enga amma pannina thengai podi, you get in Pommie land? Summa koluthi podaandheenga!

    d.n.a: No no. I am still going broke after buying toor dal.

    Krithiga: Yes yes, I realised that. These items are important for world domination.

    Dev: These are powders. So they are cool!

  15. SKM

    Ada Rama!Naradhar Kusumbu!post pottu 4days aachu.R U safe and sound? AMMA kodutha podiyavadhu minjanam illaiya pappu illatiyum.

  16. Sundar

    Dei *****, This is Sundar - Your classmate from Adarsh. Long time no contact dude. Am currently based in London. Mail me on ************@******.com. Would love to catch up.

  17. AM NOT NILU

    (Comment deleted/edited by blog owner)

  18. superstarksa http://superstarksa.com

    AM NOT NILU: We certainly know you are not Nilu. Please take your silly battles elsewhere!

  19. superstarksa http://superstarksa.com

    Sundar: Emails sent. Am editting your email addy out of this.

    SKM: I am well and fine. Amma kodutha podi paatukku irrukum! I am very selfish when it comes to Ambika Appalam paruppu podi and Amma’s thengai podi.

  20. Sriram http://sriramr.blogspot.com

    Can I have some too? how much would a pound be? ;)

  21. tilotamma

    ada paavi - green-jacket potta beagle waste-a?

  22. superstarksa http://superstarksa.com

    Tilo: Green jacket potta beagle a? Beagle naai (dog) illa? Suthama puriyala!

    Sriram: I don’t sell. This stash is for sole use by self.

  23. qs.gemini http://no-creativity.blogspot.com

    It’s tough being a closet foodie. So we came out!

    How many of you were in there??? ;)

  24. some body

    time to make some toor daal shampoo and applying it to darrell’s hair. any explosions, liquid or others, will make the internet rounds like the mentos/cola ones…

    - s.b.

  25. WA

    ROTFL @ qs.gemini’s comment. I am laughing laughin still laughing. HaHaHa

  26. superstarksa http://superstarksa.com

    WA: Sirichadhu podhum. Illadha joke-uuku siricha, payithiyam nu solluvaanga. (*Translation: Enough wiht the laughing. Laughing for a non-existant joke is sure to get you the “insane” label)

    s.b: What toor dal? Where toor dal?

    q.s: This is the difference between “hum” and “mein”. They both mean the same thing.