ABSOLUTELY URGENT: Accommodation wanted (Director’s cut version)

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Two posts are long overdue on this blog. I do have to apoloize to Thennavan and also to all those who are waiting for those answers for the IMDB quiz from a few weeks ago. The last few weeks have been very hectic and when I finally found the time to blog a couple of days ago, something made be really mad and I had to post my thoughts on that.

Anyways, it is time for another post. I still don’t know if its safe to say this, but I am really in a time crunch and so I thought I will post this “Accommodation wanted” ad right here on my blog.

I am going to be moving to the Parsippany / Roxbury / Rockaway area (I am going to be working in Rockaway) in New Jersey, on a long term assignment and am looking for accommodation. I am looking either for a single bedroom or a studio apartment in that area. Alternatively, I could share an apartment but would love to have a bedroom for myself. So in case you are looking for a housie to live with you, I am the ONE!

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Top 5 reasons why I am the best housie that one can get:

1. I am a non-smoker and though I would love to live for a few more years, I would kill for good company and I think having a nice housie to talk to would add some years to my life. So if you are a smoker, I don’t mind. But you do have to share some interests with me. The same applies to alcohol.

2. I am vegetarian, but have had barbarians as roomies, in the past. So if you are someone who looks at a live bunny with saliva dripping outta your mouth, no problems.

3. People tell me I am an awesome cook and whenever I cook, you will be treated to a fine meal as well, since effort wise, I won’t be putting in any more whether I am cooking for myself alone or for more people. Only the size (of the utensils, that is) matters. But, don’t worry. I don’t expect anything more from you other than cutting some veggies for me.

4. Just give me a room to myself and I will conduct all my private affairs inside that room. I am male, but unlike a lot of single south indian males, I don’t have any reservations /issues with living with a lady under the same roof. I will not be in your way. And I come with impeccable references so that you can rest assured that you don’t have a pervert in your hands who’d talk to your assets rather than to you.

5. Lastly, I am a die hard fan of Rajinikanth, cricket, music, movies and books (in no particular order). I don’t mind if you are not, but it’s just a matter of time before I convert you.
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If you have a place in mind or if I fit the profile of a prospective housie for you or someone you know, please call me @ xxx xxx xxxx. If I don’t pick up, please leave me a message and a number to call you back. Alternatively, leave a message in the comments as well. I need to move in on or after November 14 (Monday).

And ya, I do have a “accommodation wanted” ad posted on both Sulekha and craigslist. Tips and suggestions are awaited and appreciated from the bottom of my heart.